THE PASSING SCENE
GOOD EVENING:
just some common sense tips for those who've forgotten;
If you shoot at a Police Officer, don't be surprised if he shoots you back.
Some old tips
Don't go out with your fly down.
The easiest thing to do is to tell someone what they should do, particularly if its to not do anything stupid.
If you hate this country enough to burn our flag, Move to Saudi Arabia and try burning their flag. But have your next of kin info tattooed on your chest first.
Remember, I before E except when it ain't.
Don't use contractions unless you want to.
REMEMBER; COURAGE IS NOTHING BUT BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TERRIFIED YOU ARE.
HOW'S THAT ?
Stay well and read the funnies, and if you read the editorials wear gloves.
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Friday, February 13, 2015
LES SAUVAGE`
GOOD MORNING ALL
WELL ONCE AGAIN THE SAVAGES HAVE STRUCK. IF YOU WATCH THE 'NEWS' YOU ALREADY KNOW OF THE ATTACK BY THREE HEAVILY ARMED GUNMEN WHO ATTACKED THE OFFICES AND PERSONNEL OF A FRENCH PERIODICAL KNOWN FOR ITS PURPOSELY SILLY CARTOONS AND EDITORIALS.
AND FOR THIS, IN THE MINDS (AND I USE THE WORD DELICATELY) OF SO CALLED MUSLIM FAITHFUL, THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
THIS IS, OF COURSE, AN ATTEMPT TO SILENCE ANY OF THOSE WHO WOULD DARE TO SAY ONE WORD ABOUT ANY OF THE TENETS OR WRITERS WHO IN THE SPACE WHERE MOST PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS, HARBOR NOTHING BUT A FEAR OF HONEST DIALOGUE AND HONEST LABOR.
FOLKS, WE ARE, I FEAR, ENTERING THE FENCEROWS OF A NEW AND USELESS WORLD WAR, AND THE FOOLS WHO USE THE KORAN AS AN EXCUSE TO CHANGE THE WORLD TO SUIT NO ONE BUT THEM ARE THE ONLY ONES TO BLAME.
THIS HAS BEEN TRIED BEFORE, AND NO DOUBT WILL BE TRIED AGAIN, AND IT HAS ALWAYS FAILED.
WELL ONCE AGAIN THE SAVAGES HAVE STRUCK. IF YOU WATCH THE 'NEWS' YOU ALREADY KNOW OF THE ATTACK BY THREE HEAVILY ARMED GUNMEN WHO ATTACKED THE OFFICES AND PERSONNEL OF A FRENCH PERIODICAL KNOWN FOR ITS PURPOSELY SILLY CARTOONS AND EDITORIALS.
AND FOR THIS, IN THE MINDS (AND I USE THE WORD DELICATELY) OF SO CALLED MUSLIM FAITHFUL, THEY SHOULD BE KILLED.
THIS IS, OF COURSE, AN ATTEMPT TO SILENCE ANY OF THOSE WHO WOULD DARE TO SAY ONE WORD ABOUT ANY OF THE TENETS OR WRITERS WHO IN THE SPACE WHERE MOST PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS, HARBOR NOTHING BUT A FEAR OF HONEST DIALOGUE AND HONEST LABOR.
FOLKS, WE ARE, I FEAR, ENTERING THE FENCEROWS OF A NEW AND USELESS WORLD WAR, AND THE FOOLS WHO USE THE KORAN AS AN EXCUSE TO CHANGE THE WORLD TO SUIT NO ONE BUT THEM ARE THE ONLY ONES TO BLAME.
THIS HAS BEEN TRIED BEFORE, AND NO DOUBT WILL BE TRIED AGAIN, AND IT HAS ALWAYS FAILED.
Hollywood Obscenities
GOOD EVENING FOLKS.
I WAS JUST READING AN ARTICLE THAT TOLD ABOUT TOM CRUISE, AKA "THE MIDGET SAMURAI" ENDEAVORING TO SELL HIS TELLURIDE, COLO HOME FOR (JUST A SECOND WHILE I TAKE A ROLAID)..
AH THATS BETTER.
TO CONTINUE; SHORT STUFF WANTS TO SELL HIS HOME, SITUATED IN THE WOODS NEAR TELLURIDE, COLO FOR THE PALTRY PRICE OF $ 59 MILLION DOLLARS.
SAY WHAT?
IT'S TRUE FOLKS, THE COUCH JUMPER IS RELUCTANTLY SELLING THIS 4 BEDROOM 6 BATH HOME FOR MORE MONEY THAT MOST AMERICANS WOULD MAKE IN TEN LIFETIMES.
A LOCAL CITIZEN, KNOWN AS CRAZY HARRY ALLOWED, DURING AN INTERVIEW WITH A JOURNALIST, SAID, AND I QUOTE; "I HEARD THAT THAT LITTLE FELLER HAD THE HOUSE BUILT AND HE AND SOME WOMAN COME AND LOOKED AT THE HOUSE, SPENT ONE NIGHT THERE, HEARD SOME NOISES IN THE NIGHT, DECIDED TO TAKE THEIR COLLECTIONS OF SUNGASSES AND ELEVATOR SHOES AND GO BACK TO WHERE THEY COULD HEAR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED TRAFFIC NOISE.
BESIDE WHICH, CRAZY HARRY SAID HE RAN INTO CRUISE WHEN THE LITTLE FELLER "COME UP T' ME AND ASKED ME WHERE HE COULD GET A CAP OF CHINEO, OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT" "WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS FROM, AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE A WAS CRAZY AND ASKED ME IF I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS, AND WELL SIR, I LOOKED DOWN AT HIM AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A STUDENT AT THE LOCAL GRADE SCHOOL. "FOR SOME REASON OR OTHER, HE GOT ALL RED IN THE FACE AND JUMPED INTO HIS CAR, CLIMBED IN HIS CAR SEAT AND TOLD THE NICE TALL LADY WHO WAS DRIVIN TO 'GET ME OUT OF HERE, THESE YOKELS DON'T KNOW WHO I AM'. WELL COURSE I KNEW WHO HE WAS. HE WAS THAT JACKASS THAT HAD THAT BIG HOUSE BUILT, DIDN'T PAY THE CONTRACTOR ALL HE OWED, AND PUT IT UP FOR SALE FOR ENOUGH MONEY TO IMPRESS ANYBODY WHO'S FOOL ENOUGH TO COME LOOK AT THE HOUSE AND WONDER WHERE THE REST OF IT IS!
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A SANE PERSON (WHO LETS OUT MOST OF THE FOLKS IN HOLLYWOOD.) LAUGH
STAY WELL p.s. I should elaborate. I DO NOT have anything against shorter people, Just this overpaid moron Cruise.
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I WAS JUST READING AN ARTICLE THAT TOLD ABOUT TOM CRUISE, AKA "THE MIDGET SAMURAI" ENDEAVORING TO SELL HIS TELLURIDE, COLO HOME FOR (JUST A SECOND WHILE I TAKE A ROLAID)..
AH THATS BETTER.
TO CONTINUE; SHORT STUFF WANTS TO SELL HIS HOME, SITUATED IN THE WOODS NEAR TELLURIDE, COLO FOR THE PALTRY PRICE OF $ 59 MILLION DOLLARS.
SAY WHAT?
IT'S TRUE FOLKS, THE COUCH JUMPER IS RELUCTANTLY SELLING THIS 4 BEDROOM 6 BATH HOME FOR MORE MONEY THAT MOST AMERICANS WOULD MAKE IN TEN LIFETIMES.
A LOCAL CITIZEN, KNOWN AS CRAZY HARRY ALLOWED, DURING AN INTERVIEW WITH A JOURNALIST, SAID, AND I QUOTE; "I HEARD THAT THAT LITTLE FELLER HAD THE HOUSE BUILT AND HE AND SOME WOMAN COME AND LOOKED AT THE HOUSE, SPENT ONE NIGHT THERE, HEARD SOME NOISES IN THE NIGHT, DECIDED TO TAKE THEIR COLLECTIONS OF SUNGASSES AND ELEVATOR SHOES AND GO BACK TO WHERE THEY COULD HEAR SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED TRAFFIC NOISE.
BESIDE WHICH, CRAZY HARRY SAID HE RAN INTO CRUISE WHEN THE LITTLE FELLER "COME UP T' ME AND ASKED ME WHERE HE COULD GET A CAP OF CHINEO, OR SOMETHIN LIKE THAT" "WHEN I ASKED HIM WHERE HE WAS FROM, AND HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE A WAS CRAZY AND ASKED ME IF I DIDN'T KNOW WHO HE WAS, AND WELL SIR, I LOOKED DOWN AT HIM AND ASKED HIM IF HE WAS A STUDENT AT THE LOCAL GRADE SCHOOL. "FOR SOME REASON OR OTHER, HE GOT ALL RED IN THE FACE AND JUMPED INTO HIS CAR, CLIMBED IN HIS CAR SEAT AND TOLD THE NICE TALL LADY WHO WAS DRIVIN TO 'GET ME OUT OF HERE, THESE YOKELS DON'T KNOW WHO I AM'. WELL COURSE I KNEW WHO HE WAS. HE WAS THAT JACKASS THAT HAD THAT BIG HOUSE BUILT, DIDN'T PAY THE CONTRACTOR ALL HE OWED, AND PUT IT UP FOR SALE FOR ENOUGH MONEY TO IMPRESS ANYBODY WHO'S FOOL ENOUGH TO COME LOOK AT THE HOUSE AND WONDER WHERE THE REST OF IT IS!
IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE A SANE PERSON (WHO LETS OUT MOST OF THE FOLKS IN HOLLYWOOD.) LAUGH
STAY WELL p.s. I should elaborate. I DO NOT have anything against shorter people, Just this overpaid moron Cruise.
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