Friday, February 13, 2015

THE PASSING SCENE

GOOD EVENING:

just some common sense tips for those who've forgotten;

If you shoot at a Police Officer, don't be surprised if he shoots you back.

Some old tips

Don't go out with your fly down.

The easiest thing to do is to tell someone what they should do, particularly if its to not do anything stupid.

If you hate this country enough to burn our flag, Move to Saudi Arabia and try burning their flag. But have your next of kin info tattooed on your chest first.

Remember, I before E except when it ain't.
Don't use contractions unless you want to.

REMEMBER; COURAGE IS NOTHING BUT BEING THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TERRIFIED YOU ARE.

HOW'S THAT ?

Stay well and read the funnies, and if you read the editorials wear gloves.

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