HELPWANTED

HELP WANTED:

ANTIQUE AMERICAN SEEKS SOMEONE WHO CAN EXPLAIN WHAT IN THE WORLD HAS HAPPENED TO BLOGGER OR BLOGSPOT, OR WHAT HAVE YOU. I POSTED FOR SEVERAL YEARS ON BLOGSPOT.COM AND HAD NOT A SINGLE GRIPE, BUT THEN GOOGLE DECIDED TO CHANGE THINGS AROUND, AND VIRTUALLY OVERNIGHT THIS OLD GENTLEMAN CAN'T FIND ANYTHING. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE DASHBOARD (AND THAT'S THE MAIN COMPLAINT) IS. I GOT A NOTE FROM WHICHEVER 12 YEAR OLD OVERSEES GOOGLE NOW AND TOLD ME TO JUST LOG IN TO MY BLOG AND EVERYTHING WOULD BE RIGHT THERE. NOPE...NOPE...NOPE ,DID NOT HAPPEN. MAYBE (PROBABLY) IT'S JUST BECAUSE I AM 553 YEARS OLD IN DOG YEARS AND FEEL EVERY DAMN CENTURY OF IT.

I WORKED FOR YEARS AS A CHEMIST IN AN ATOMIC WEAPONS PLANT AND HAD NO TROUBLE WITH SOME TRULY COMPLEX STUFF, AND AM JUST TOO DAMNED STUBBORN TO ADMIT THAT I AM NOW OFFICIALLY STUPID.

ANYHOW

ANYBODY WHO KNOWS HOW TO FIND ONES WAY THROUGH THE GOOGLE RIVER WITH ROD AND GUN(JUST KIDDING - I THINK)

IF THERE IS OUT THERE A KIND SOUL WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT IN THE WORLD I AM DOING WRONG, PLEASE TELL ME, VIA A COMMENT ON THIS POST.

A MILLION THANKS IN ADVANCE

THE OLD, OLD, OLD PROFESSOR